If You Can't Join 'Em, Beat 'Em
Travis Hafner has his own candy bar. The Pronk Bars were created by Malley's Chocolates of Cleveland and include Hafner's face right on the wrapper. If the bar is as good as Hafner was the day the candy bar came out (4-4 with 2 HR's) then I'll take two dozen.
Don't like candy? Well, perhaps Chacin Cologne is for you. The Blue Jays' starter has recently created his own fragrance. The Blue Jays' homepage has a photo gallery showing all the steps necessary to creating the fragrance. Let's hope it smells a little bit better than Chacin does after coming off the mound.